After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize
