At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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