brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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