Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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