This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If that was your dad, he is hot
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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