i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I understand Curling. That high.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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