id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's shark week go big or go home
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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