hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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