This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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