Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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