i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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