Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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