he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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