How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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