I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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