If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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