Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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