my phone needs a breathalizer
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He better not be in your backpack
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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