Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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