Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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