How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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