I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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