So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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