pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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