The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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