your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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