Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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