Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love having hate sex.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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