why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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