thus making me awesome and them whores
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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