She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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