and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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