Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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