doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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