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(425): View more from Washington

I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(619): View more from California

I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1

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(604): View more from British Columbia

the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough

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(216): View more from Ohio

I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I have all the porn. Be there soon

(317): View more from Indiana

Who is this?

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