He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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