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(847): View more from Illinois

no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(904): View more from Florida

taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport

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(703): View more from Virginia

bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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(423): View more from Tennessee

drunk tastebuds have low standards.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.

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(972): View more from Texas

honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY

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