it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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