just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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