im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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