talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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