I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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