Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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