Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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