I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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