I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I have post one night stand depression
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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