No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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