She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
