so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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