It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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