Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was confusing and full of hummus
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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