Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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