Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
dude. I can hear the air.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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