it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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