carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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